Fibbing Friday: January 8th, 2021

Another fun challenge I thought I’d give it a try: Fibbing Friday. I know, I’m a day late. Whatever. You may think telling a lie is easy but I actually found it quite hard. I hope you enjoy my answers.

What do the abbreviations, B.C. and A.D. stand for?

Before Court – the angry wife throws out all the cheating husband’s stuff and practice her sad face in front of the mirror 24/7.

After Divorce – the angry wife throws a party, rejoicing in winning the divorce proceeding and getting her husband to pay for her expenses for the next 20 years.

What do the abbreviations, B.C.E. and C.E. stand for?

Best Cheese Entree and Cheese Entree (Emphasis on “Best”)

What event triggered the start of the U.S. Civil War?

A trigger-happy A-hole shot somebody and shouted, “Let’s start a war!”

He was arrested where he weirdly admitted he shot somebody. None of the sheriffs believed him though. They all thought he was loony. A few days later, he appeared in court where he once again admitted he shot the guy on purpose. “I wanna start a war.” He spoke in a childish voice.

Again, no one believed him. “What a Loony.” Someone muttered.

“Hey, who are you calling a loony?” the guy next to that guy shouted and all at once, the courtroom erupted in chaotic shouting. Dudes were fighting each other over no reason at all. Meanwhile, the trigger-happy A-hole quietly made his way out of the courthouse where he shouted, “Let’s start a war!”

“Hey, what is this guy talking about?” A passerby said.

“What are you talking about?” Another said and all of the sudden, as if the world has gone mad, everyone on the street started fighting and town by town, shouts erupted and people started to jab each other with knives and bayonets. Historians would later learn the trigger-happy A-hole was actually the mythical Horseman of War and he caused the U.S Civilian War otherwise known as the U.S Civil War for short.

What were “The Wars of the Roses?”

It’s a war between 2 florists trying to win the heart of a lady. It’s always a love triangle that starts the wars.

Where was the Kingdom of Prussia located?

It’s a micro-country between Poland and Russia.

According to the account in Genesis, what happened at the Tower of Babel?

A drunken A-hole from another tower decided it would be funny to hurl a large stone onto the roof of the Tower of Babel, not knowing the Tower of Babel was made of delicate material. One stone, boom, and the tower collapsed.

What artistic style is Pablo Picasso famous for?

Abstract and weird. If you want your portrait to look unrecognizable, Picasso’s your go-to-guy.

January 6th was two days ago. What makes it special?

It’s the last day to cancel any 7-day subscription you have on 2021.

In the comic strip, Calvin & Hobbes, who or what is Hobbes?

He is the sidekick of Calvin, always doing the dirty work and never getting the credit.

The song, “Home on the Range” asks for a home where what two animals play?

A dog and a cat because they suddenly became best of friends and wanted to play for now before panicking to search for their owners because they’re completely lost and without an owner, they’d starve. Well, so much for playing on the range.

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