It’s been almost one year since I last did a Fibbing Friday. I figure why not? I can tell a few lies. 😄 Fibbing Friday is hosted by Melanie at Sparks From a Combustible Mind this week and she asks the following:

What did one eye say to the other? 

“Hey, how come all I can ever see is the side of you?

“Because I’m always next to you, dummy, not in front of you.”

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you…

That’s why some people appear bright until you have a super tall fellow sneak up on them and stomp their feet. Immediately, you’ll see their light is dimmed.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator, duh…

Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because whenever someone asks the pony to sing in the choir, the pony kept shaking its head.

How do you make holy water? Easy, you dunk a Holy Bible in a bucket of water.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because in trying to be cool, he ordered a pizza with ghost peppers on it.

Why did the scarecrow get an award? For successfully scaring people.

Will glass coffins be a success? Too soon to tell.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? Well, one has a hip and the other has a zip. Can’t you see? Zippo is nothing but a zipper. 😉

What do you call a dog magician? A Groomer.