Where did the phrase “Out for a duck” originate?

When those innocent chipmunks decided to give Donald Duck a piece of their minds for constantly chopping down their homes.

What is Duck a l’orange?

What is Duck a l’orange?! You mean you never heard of it? Come on, it’s the best meal there is. It’s the best dish that can put you back to the greatest health. It’s a roast duck with a lot of oranges. I don’t know why they shortened the word “lot” to “l'”. It doesn’t make sense. Not only you will get to savor a delicious duck, you will get plenty of Vitamin C from the oranges. Yum!

Why do we yell “DUCK” when something is likely to hit us?

Those innocent chipmunks from Donald Duck cartoons invented this word.

Hint: it’s their code word for when a certain hungry duck wants to cook them for dinner.

When was the first iPhone released?

It was invented in the mid-20th century by a non-English immigrant trying to ask a store manager for permission to use the telephone. He kept pointing at his chest, “I,” and the phone, “phone.” The manager did not understand he just wanted to phone his relative to come pick him up. “I phone.” The manager repeated and kept repeating under his breath. Soon, the phrase stuck and the telephone somehow became known as the “iPhone.”

What is an interrobang?

It’s an police interrogation with gavel. Each time the suspect is suspicious of lying, the interrogator wearing a set of earplugs would bang the gavel on the metal table, causing an echoing loud bang that can or may result in temporary hearing loss. That is to teach the suspect to cooperate and not lie during an interrogation.

What is, or was, a Troodon?

It’s a type of exotic mushroom that is now extinct due to over-harvesting.

Who invented the Little Black Dress?

A group of grieving widows who’s just trying to dress their daughters for their daddy’s funeral.

What is TikTok?

A pathetic educational toy for little kids to teach them to tell time on an analog clock by sounding like a grandfather clock.

Who invented the frying pan?

A group of women who are tired of hearing their husbands whine, “this is so bland,” and “why are you always standing by the stove waiting for the water to boil? Can’t you cook food another way?”

With the frying pan, the women can replace the water with oil and then they can cook everything in oil.

What color is most toilet paper in France?

It is golden like the color of croissant.

For Fibbing Friday